It's finally here! The Horrendously Hilarious Query Contest!
Post your query into the comments section below. Remember, it canNOT be longer than 500 words.
I will accept all entries time-stamped after 8am EST/5am PST on Monday, September 13th, until I reach either 75 entries OR Friday, September 17th 12pm EST.
Clients are welcome to post, and may remain anonymous, but MUST specify if she or he is a client (so these entries don't count in the 75!).
You are MORE than welcome to continue to post even after 75 entries have been reached (in fact, I encourage it!)
Winners will be announced and posted on Monday, September 20th; you must check back to see if you are a winner. Instructions on how to collect your fabulous prizes will also be announced then.
So get ready...set...and may the WORST query win!